Friday, September 30, 2005

MIAMI, Florida (AP) -- Elian Gonzalez, the Cuban boy at the center of an international custody battle five years ago, calls Cuban President Fidel Castro his friend and says he hopes someday to see his Miami family again.
"Despite everything they did, it was wrong, they are (still) my family ... my uncles," the boy said in an interview with CBS's "60 Minutes." Excerpts were released Thursday for the program that airs Sunday night.
Elian, now 11, set off a seven-month custody battle after he was rescued off the Florida coast in 1999 during a failed attempt to reach the United States. His mother died at sea, and his Miami relatives and Cuban exile groups fought to prevent his return to Cuba.
The boy was reunited with his father in Cuba -- his legal guardian -- after an armed federal raid April 22, 2000, on his relatives' home. Since then Elian has been treated as a hero in Cuba; Castro had him give a highly publicized speech on the fifth anniversary of the Miami raid.
The boy in the interview said he considers Castro "not only as a friend, but also as a father."
CBS spokesman Kevin Tedesco said "60 Minutes" interviewed Gonzalez for 70 minutes three weeks ago at a museum in Cardenas, Cuba, the boy's hometown. He said the boy's father was present, but there were no Cuban monitors or officials and no ground rules.
In the interview, Elian said he had always told his U.S. relatives he wanted to go back to Cuba.
The boy's aunt, Angela Gonzalez, told The Associated Press on Thursday that she isn't sure whether Elian truly believes what he said in the interview. She said family members in the United States have been prevented from having any contact with the boy.
"We love him. He is always on our minds," said Angela Gonzalez, who had custody of Elian in the United States.

I feel so horribly for this boy. He is being brainwashed by both the Americans and the Cubans, caught in a crossfire, being made an archetype, a symbolic figure, communism against democracy. Of course the little Cuban boy becomes communist, it only makes sense. Angela Gonzalez doesn't have her toes in the stew so she's shittin a brick. At such a distance, she can't use her superhuman American brainwashing power to make Elian like guns and NASCAR instead of communism.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

PORT ARTHUR, Texas (AP) -- Nearly four days after Hurricane Rita hit, many of the storm's sweltering victims along the Texas Gulf Coast were still waiting for electricity, gasoline, water and other relief Tuesday, prompting one top emergency official to complain that people are "living like cavemen."
In the hard-hit refinery towns of Port Arthur and Beaumont, crews struggled to cross debris-clogged streets to deliver generators and water to people stranded by Rita. They predicted it could be a month before power is restored, and said water and sewer systems could not function until more generators arrived.
Red tape was also blamed for the delays.
Port Arthur Mayor Oscar Ortiz, whose own home was destroyed by fire after the hurricane, said "we've had 101 promises" for aid, "but it's all bureaucracy." He and other officials gathered at a hotel-turned-command center, where a dirty American flag found among hurricane debris was hung on the wall.
John Owens, emergency management coordinator and deputy police chief in the town of 57,000, said pleas for state and federal relief were met with requests for paperwork.
"We have been living like cavemen, sleeping in cars, doing bodily functions outside," he said.
Temperatures climbed into the upper 90s, and officials worried that swarms of mosquitoes might spread disease.
The White House on Tuesday said President Bush had extended complete federal funding for debris removal and other government assistance through October 27.
In Beaumont, state officials briefed Bush and Texas Gov. Rick Perry on relief efforts. Perry later visited Port Arthur, where local officials said it could be up to three to five days before people could return and three to five weeks before power is restored.
"There's always going to be those discombobulations, but the fact is, everyone is doing everything possible to restore power back to this area," Perry said.
About 476,000 people remained without electricity in Texas, in addition to around 285,000 in Louisiana. About 15,000 out-of-state utility workers were being brought to the region to help restore power.
Residents of some hard-hit towns were allowed to check on their homes but were not allowed to stay because of a lack of generators and ice.
About 2,000 Port Arthur residents who stayed through the storm were advised to find other places to live until utilities are restored. Ortiz said it could be two weeks before people are allowed back into Port Arthur.
After seeing a swarm of ravenous mosquitoes around his storm-battered home in Vidor, Harry Smith and his family decided to leave. They hitchhiked 10 miles to an emergency staging area and got on a bus to San Antonio.
"It can't be any worse than here," said Smith, 49, a pipefitter. "This is the worst storm I've seen in the 46 years I've lived here."
In Louisiana, Calcasieu Parish Police Jury President Hal McMillin said residents who come back would be without air conditioning, and risk insect bites and the mosquito-borne West Nile virus. A mandatory evacuation remained in effect for 10 southwestern Louisiana parishes.
"There's a good chance we could have an outbreak or something," McMillin said.
There were some signs of hope. In a Port Arthur neighborhood not far from a grocery store that reeked of rotten food, three Federal Emergency Management Agency semitrailers delivered ice, ready-to-eat meals and water.
"Without these trucks here, I don't think we would have made it," said Lee Smith, 50.
In Orange, people converged in cars and trucks outside a shopping strip for water, food and ice supplied by the private disaster group the Compassion Alliance.
"I know it's going to take some time, but we really appreciate this," Dorothy Landry, 66, said after waiting in the line. "I can't thank them enough."

What the fuck. Newsflash to America: People in New Orleans are getting a first-hand perspective of how 75% of the rest of the world live. Oh no, just imagine! No water! No electricity! No air filters! How will they survive?!?! Well, millions of human beings have been getting it done for millions of years, Ms. Soccer Mom USA, and your Glade air freshner may mean a whole damn lot to you, but maybe this will open up your eyes to how few housewives are actually graced with a spice rack and two sets of brass kitchen utensils. Hahaha, "doing bodily functions outside"! Heaven forbid! With no toilet paper? How is this possible?!?! This is America!!! And just for good measure, the associated press has thrown in a little tid-bit about the West Nile virus; make sure people see the real threat here, an obscure disease transferred by mosquitos.

I love the word "discombobulations", I am ecstatic to actually experience it in a news article.

Disclaimer: I do indeed feel bad for these people trapped in New Orleans, but I am a bit perturbed by how many people glorify and exaggerate natural disasters like this, yet stifle other problems internationally; Sudan, Zaire, Middle Eatern Turmoil, South American Turmoil [anyone hear about how Brazil hates our butts?] So straighten up, Americasn, and fly right. Take this as a lesson; many people live like the people in New Orleans are living now as a permanent state, an we haven't fought to give them their electricity or get them water and ice.

Monday, September 26, 2005

PLANTATION, Florida (AP) -- The veterinarian thought the X-ray was a joke.
Jon-Paul Carew has seen strange items get into the stomachs of dogs before, things like kebab skewers and small utensils. But a 13-inch serrated knife in a 6-month-old puppy?
That was a new one.
"I was just flabbergasted," said Carew, of Imperial Point Animal Hospital in Fort Lauderdale.
The knife was removed this week from Elsie, a Saint Bernard puppy. The dog's owner, Jane Scarola, wrapped it in a towel and put it in a cabinet atop the refrigerator.
"I'm going to frame it and give it to Dr. Carew," Scarola said. "He should hang it. Everybody should know what puppies are capable of putting down their throats."
She thinks one of her six other dogs -- four Saint Bernards, a German shepherd and a Labrador -- somehow got the knife off a counter and it eventually made its way to Elsie.
"She wants to eat everything and anything," Scarola said.

Ah, I see. The media takes a quick breather, let's not focus all our attention and sympathy on all that boring hurricane crap! I mean, come on, the dog swallowed a friggin' knife! Why hasn't anyone declared that they are embarking upon a noble, esteemed quest to shoot this lady? Frame a knife? Six dogs? Can't account for what goes down a puppy's throat? Ridiculous. Oh, please, Ms. Scarola, don't go swallowing any 13 inch kitchen knives youself.