Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Your e-mails: Reinvent New Orleans?
(CNN) -- Hurricane Katrina and the flooding that followed devastated many homes, buildings and, in some cases, entire neighborhoods, leaving residents and government officials to decide whether -- and how -- to rebuild.

GREAT idea, let's ask people how to rebuild a city, because the majority of the population's knowledge on such matters is relatively expansive for sure. No but maybe we'll have some good thoughts here... let's see... asked readers for their suggestions on how the city should rebuild and how it could take advantage of reconstruction to improve. Here is a sampling of those responses, some of which have been edited:

Use the area as a landfill until it is above sea level. Then rebuild. It may take a few years, but if you truck in trash from all over it could take less time than you think. Just wait for the ground to settle and be stable for foundations. Eric, Portland, Oregon

What? Use it as a landfill? Dump trash... raise the land by polluting the sea. Great idea. Fantastic. Whoever heard of a stable foundation on top of a landfill. Eric, from Portland, Oregon, that is such a great idea, I think you should be the first to move to the New New Orleans and build your house on that landfill, and then thank yourself later on when your property sinks into the ground and your water has a quality lesser than that of the more impoverished areas of Mexico.

If it is to be re-built, we need to make sure that the houses in the floodplain are essentially "houseboats" (economical housing for those that need it?), and can freely float (tethered to the lot) if the land is flooded. Utilities would be provided by an extendible, waterproof "umbilical cord," so that people could actually remain in the houses, provided the water is safe to drink. Every house would have a lifeboat of some sort as standard equipment in case evacuation was necessary after a flood. The land is going to continue to sink, and if rebuilding is the course of action to be undertaken, then we definitely need to re-build smarter, instead of creating another catastrophe. Rob Bygrave, Lexington, Kentucky

Wow, a city of house boats with mandatory lifeboats attached. No offense but that's ridiculous. America is not laid back enough for a Venice; you know, puppies are gonna drown when the kiddies play fetch and the water will probably get dirty with all the doggy carcasses and sewege leaks. Every house a boat. Think of the cost. Think of the economic effect... I don't even know where to attack this from.

As a New Orleans native, I am deeply concerned regarding the rebuilding effort. Besides honoring our architectural legacy, an effort should be made to create parks, gardens, state-of-the-art schools, libraries and community and cultural centers that focus on food, music, art and history. We have a wonderful city that has been hijacked by corrupt politicians. I don't want New Orleans to turn into Las Vegas, Biloxi, Houston, Atlanta or Disneyland. Michael Dominici, New Orleans, Louisiana

Haahaha... since when did New Orleans have cultural centers and state-of-the-art schools? This man, oh this man, he is trying to get the best for the city, manipulating the disaster to get America to donate millions to "rebuilding" New Orleans; except wait, that wouldn't be rebuilding New Orleans. This new city isn't going to have a crazy Bourbon Street is it? It's not going to have the French Quarter, the high crime rates, the ridiculous residential area structures... I think this guy's idea has merit, but it wouldn't be rebuilding New Orleans, it would be creating an entirely new city. So we'd need to name it something different, like Yeahrightville.

Yes, rebuild, but do it wisely. Ask the Dutch government for help in building in a flood zone. The Dutch build houses that rise with water levels. Also, plant trees and reestablish the natural barriers that would help minimize hurricane damage in the future.Lili Grudzien, New York

FYI: Trees don't stand a fuckin chance in hurricanes. They become more debris to be thrown into housing areas and office buildings. The Dutch, eh? yeah, the Dutch are pretty much immortal, we should go to them for help. But while we're at it, we should ask their help on our other problems, like our government, medical and educational issues.

Why not make some of the lower level districts into parks that would serve as flood basins if necessary? The San Fernando Valley in Southern California has (or had) just such a park/flood basin. Also, this would be a great time [to]plan a rail transit system to bring workers in from suburbs located on higher ground. Rose, Livermore, California

Do you know why San Fernando had [past tense] those basins? BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T WORK.

Flatten the slums, build staff quarters, give the French Quarter and the surrounding areas to Disney or Harrah's and turn it into a play park for grownups. Phil, Houston, Texas

Har har har, this guy is a genius. Shut up.

Good healthy communities have "mixed" housing, with single family middle income housing alongside lower income housing. Avoid ghettos. Create retail space in each neighborhood to attract the national chains. Create a city-wide public transit system that enables low income workers to travel for better employment or education. Mandate two years of public service work for every Louisiana 18-year-old. This teaches responsibility, access to learning job skills and opportunities for mentored relationships, a good way to help prevent the next generation falling into the poverty trap. Could also help melt the lines that reinforce racial segregation. Karen Kelly, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Avoid ghettos uh huh uh huh! Good idea! Not as if we have had socioeconomic evidence for a couple decades now of how much of a no-no that is! Hey hey, looks like New Orleans is gonna be magically transformed into Suburbia. Ok and two years of mandatory public service? Let's not be Canadian here.

The states affected by hurricanes should adopt Dade County, Florida, building standards. You see pictures of the wood frame houses that fly away with high winds. Expensive? No way if you factor in the reduced insurance cost. You simply won't find a wood frame house in the hurricane-affected areas anywhere except the United States! Maybe we need to visit Cuba and the Dominican Republic to see how well built, hurricane resistant and inexpensive housing can be made.Luis Paez, El Paso, Texas

Looks like you may have visited Cuba a couple times buddy. I bet you're a communist.

New Orleans should be built up to new levee standards, to withstand a Category 5 hurricane. Turn [the city] into a giant amusement park, and ... in case the levee still doesn't hold, roller coaster everyone out of town!Martha, Hernando, Texas

Aw! That's so cute! Roller coaster them out of town! Why are middle aged people from Texas NEVER funny?

In any area that is six feet or more below sea level, change all streets into waterways. In other areas, use silt from the river to raise land above sea level.Tarique M. Agha, Maspeth, New York

Street>>>Waterways. Not only impractical but are we going to make carboats mandatory?

New Orleans [should] be built in another location away from the sea level vicinity. I hope that the planning people use wisdom this time and rebuild in another section of Louisiana.LeVerta Davis, Stockbridge, Georgia

Hahaha "the planning people". Those damn Frenchies from the 17th century! Why couldn't you have built New Orleans in another part of the spanse of completely wild, uncivilized and Native American infested America?

The U.S. government should not only repair the damaged levee system, but should instead design and construct a monumental wall with a concrete base and arched steel girders along the top that would flank a lighted walkway that will be known as "The Promenade of New Orleans." This creation of public space of unprecedented proportions would function not only as a hurricane protective seawall, but enable city residents and tourists to stroll down or bicycle around this unique city and can be accessed by numerous entry/exit ramps available along the city side of the promenade. This promenade would connect the various neighborhoods of New Orleans and undoubtedly will become a major tourist attraction offering remarkable views of this historic American city. Monumental plaques along the main entrances of the promenade (and the entry/exit ways) should be dedicated to the victims of Hurricane Katrina and pay homage to the people of the state of Louisiana and the city of New Orleans. Winston Laverne, Chicago, Illinois

Uh, I actually have no problem with this plan.

Implement a work program. Bring back the impoverished evacuees, hire them to do the cleanup and construct housing, schools and parks. Extend a housing opportunity to the workers who rebuild the city, either a rent reduction or tax break. This type of activity creates a sense of ownership and pride that the previous welfare recipients have never experienced before, hopefully reducing crime and poverty. People protect what they have worked hard to build. Pay them wages not food stamps.Linda Churchill, Fayetteville, Arkansas

Une question, sil vous plait... where do you propose we get the funds to pay for their wages? You seem gung ho about this plan, why don't you provide the wages, lady? And the food to feed the participants in the work program?

New building codes should require all new single family homes be elevated like many coastal homes are built to minimize flooding hazards. All new homes especially ones built for the poor should have the latest in solar water heaters and energy efficient construction. Architectural design should consider solar orientation wind resistance.Jeff Striebich, Eden, New York

Once again, where is the money for this solar water heaters and energy efficient construction coming from? Fiscal responsibility is lack these days, no need to pour salt in the wound.

It is true that any rebuilding should follow strict storm-resistant guidelines. But in order to help rebuild New Orleans's economy along with its buildings, those guidelines should also require that the rebuilding be done to the extent possible by local contractors and craftsmen who would be given preference and encouragement to return, and with local labor.Sal Hall, New Orleans, Louisiana

Again, not a bad suggestion. I see hope for humanity.

New Orleans has always had an European feel to it. Why not enhance this by making it like Venice, Italy? Leave the areas that didn't flood as they are and make the rest like Venice with canals for roads and the houses and properties on concrete "islands". Charmaine McCleave, Hattiesburg, Mississippi

Must you speak? Your opinion boggles my mind. This is America, and Americans are NOT LAID BACK ENOUGH FOR ANOTHER VENICE, ITALY. Besides, the "European feel" you speak of is of no consequence, you are most likely referring to the French accentuation; but you must keep in mind the titties and the beer and the girls gone wild.

Buildings being rebuilt would need to be erected in such a way that the corners would be facing the predominant winds from the Gulf, thus slicing into the wind, as would the bow of a ship slice into the water. Taking this one step further, buildings would be best built in an aerodynamic form much like the upper portion of a plane or automobile. In this way the high winds would have the least amount of impact. Marc Hiemstra, Bobcaygeon, Ontario

Okay Mr. Canada, prevailing problem here is not skyscrapers. It is housing for the impoverished and economic stability for this hard-hit state.

Change the building codes to require all hospitals to have a self-contained power supply such as, fuel cells, solar power or even wind generators on the roof. The power supply should be required to supply at least 25 percent of regular usage to all levels. All levels below sea level should be reinforced and allow easy access to above sea level floors. Large commercial buildings such as the Superdome should have a self-generating power supply [and]also, a fresh water tower to supply the Dome for at least one week for maximum capacity. Homeland Security should look into requiring all major shelters to have a regenerating power supply and fresh water for future use. Water may be recycled instead of stored in a large container also. Robert D. Murphy, Mc Allen, Texas

Yes! Hospitals run by windmill! Finally!

I would suggest that each parish use the highest point available and build a new parish building that has a very deep poured concrete foundation that rises to the maximum flood water height. The perimeter would be ramped to create a virtual island in the midst of the flood. The basement would be waterproofed to resist encroachment of flood waters and would have a central core of a size large enough to house residents of the parish who were infirm or had no means of travel. The upper levels would be constructed to resist a Category 5 disaster and would house the offices of the council, mayor, police, fire and other important disaster centers. Emergency food and water would be stored similar to the bomb shelters many of us built during the Cold War. Horace Burke, La Celia, Honduras

Why the hell would we want to save the politicians? And how old is this guy? The bomb shelters from the Cold War have been proven inherently ineffective if there had ever been a crisis. Especially in a flood situation, the structures would not be useful due to the fact that they were built UNDERGROUND. How fun would that be?

Let the "bowl" fill in naturally with water and build homes around this new lake. Name the lake appropriately and remake New Orleans from the bottom up. Sherry Norman, Milan, Michigan

No, we should name the lake inappropriately. Lake Buttcrack. What about Lake Fartface. And a new lake doesn't really sound so appealing...

Renewable energy resources such as solar energy should be used for distributed power supply systems so that even if the transmission lines get knocked off the city is not starved of power. Use of small high-speed gas turbines which can work from the gas mains can be thought of for electricity supply. The location of the distribution boards for electric supply has to be done at a higher elevation than in the normal ground level mode to avoid failure during floods. SNOBAL, Nevi Mumbai, India

Oh my god, this guy's name is Snobal. sweet.

Friday, September 30, 2005

MIAMI, Florida (AP) -- Elian Gonzalez, the Cuban boy at the center of an international custody battle five years ago, calls Cuban President Fidel Castro his friend and says he hopes someday to see his Miami family again.
"Despite everything they did, it was wrong, they are (still) my family ... my uncles," the boy said in an interview with CBS's "60 Minutes." Excerpts were released Thursday for the program that airs Sunday night.
Elian, now 11, set off a seven-month custody battle after he was rescued off the Florida coast in 1999 during a failed attempt to reach the United States. His mother died at sea, and his Miami relatives and Cuban exile groups fought to prevent his return to Cuba.
The boy was reunited with his father in Cuba -- his legal guardian -- after an armed federal raid April 22, 2000, on his relatives' home. Since then Elian has been treated as a hero in Cuba; Castro had him give a highly publicized speech on the fifth anniversary of the Miami raid.
The boy in the interview said he considers Castro "not only as a friend, but also as a father."
CBS spokesman Kevin Tedesco said "60 Minutes" interviewed Gonzalez for 70 minutes three weeks ago at a museum in Cardenas, Cuba, the boy's hometown. He said the boy's father was present, but there were no Cuban monitors or officials and no ground rules.
In the interview, Elian said he had always told his U.S. relatives he wanted to go back to Cuba.
The boy's aunt, Angela Gonzalez, told The Associated Press on Thursday that she isn't sure whether Elian truly believes what he said in the interview. She said family members in the United States have been prevented from having any contact with the boy.
"We love him. He is always on our minds," said Angela Gonzalez, who had custody of Elian in the United States.

I feel so horribly for this boy. He is being brainwashed by both the Americans and the Cubans, caught in a crossfire, being made an archetype, a symbolic figure, communism against democracy. Of course the little Cuban boy becomes communist, it only makes sense. Angela Gonzalez doesn't have her toes in the stew so she's shittin a brick. At such a distance, she can't use her superhuman American brainwashing power to make Elian like guns and NASCAR instead of communism.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

PORT ARTHUR, Texas (AP) -- Nearly four days after Hurricane Rita hit, many of the storm's sweltering victims along the Texas Gulf Coast were still waiting for electricity, gasoline, water and other relief Tuesday, prompting one top emergency official to complain that people are "living like cavemen."
In the hard-hit refinery towns of Port Arthur and Beaumont, crews struggled to cross debris-clogged streets to deliver generators and water to people stranded by Rita. They predicted it could be a month before power is restored, and said water and sewer systems could not function until more generators arrived.
Red tape was also blamed for the delays.
Port Arthur Mayor Oscar Ortiz, whose own home was destroyed by fire after the hurricane, said "we've had 101 promises" for aid, "but it's all bureaucracy." He and other officials gathered at a hotel-turned-command center, where a dirty American flag found among hurricane debris was hung on the wall.
John Owens, emergency management coordinator and deputy police chief in the town of 57,000, said pleas for state and federal relief were met with requests for paperwork.
"We have been living like cavemen, sleeping in cars, doing bodily functions outside," he said.
Temperatures climbed into the upper 90s, and officials worried that swarms of mosquitoes might spread disease.
The White House on Tuesday said President Bush had extended complete federal funding for debris removal and other government assistance through October 27.
In Beaumont, state officials briefed Bush and Texas Gov. Rick Perry on relief efforts. Perry later visited Port Arthur, where local officials said it could be up to three to five days before people could return and three to five weeks before power is restored.
"There's always going to be those discombobulations, but the fact is, everyone is doing everything possible to restore power back to this area," Perry said.
About 476,000 people remained without electricity in Texas, in addition to around 285,000 in Louisiana. About 15,000 out-of-state utility workers were being brought to the region to help restore power.
Residents of some hard-hit towns were allowed to check on their homes but were not allowed to stay because of a lack of generators and ice.
About 2,000 Port Arthur residents who stayed through the storm were advised to find other places to live until utilities are restored. Ortiz said it could be two weeks before people are allowed back into Port Arthur.
After seeing a swarm of ravenous mosquitoes around his storm-battered home in Vidor, Harry Smith and his family decided to leave. They hitchhiked 10 miles to an emergency staging area and got on a bus to San Antonio.
"It can't be any worse than here," said Smith, 49, a pipefitter. "This is the worst storm I've seen in the 46 years I've lived here."
In Louisiana, Calcasieu Parish Police Jury President Hal McMillin said residents who come back would be without air conditioning, and risk insect bites and the mosquito-borne West Nile virus. A mandatory evacuation remained in effect for 10 southwestern Louisiana parishes.
"There's a good chance we could have an outbreak or something," McMillin said.
There were some signs of hope. In a Port Arthur neighborhood not far from a grocery store that reeked of rotten food, three Federal Emergency Management Agency semitrailers delivered ice, ready-to-eat meals and water.
"Without these trucks here, I don't think we would have made it," said Lee Smith, 50.
In Orange, people converged in cars and trucks outside a shopping strip for water, food and ice supplied by the private disaster group the Compassion Alliance.
"I know it's going to take some time, but we really appreciate this," Dorothy Landry, 66, said after waiting in the line. "I can't thank them enough."

What the fuck. Newsflash to America: People in New Orleans are getting a first-hand perspective of how 75% of the rest of the world live. Oh no, just imagine! No water! No electricity! No air filters! How will they survive?!?! Well, millions of human beings have been getting it done for millions of years, Ms. Soccer Mom USA, and your Glade air freshner may mean a whole damn lot to you, but maybe this will open up your eyes to how few housewives are actually graced with a spice rack and two sets of brass kitchen utensils. Hahaha, "doing bodily functions outside"! Heaven forbid! With no toilet paper? How is this possible?!?! This is America!!! And just for good measure, the associated press has thrown in a little tid-bit about the West Nile virus; make sure people see the real threat here, an obscure disease transferred by mosquitos.

I love the word "discombobulations", I am ecstatic to actually experience it in a news article.

Disclaimer: I do indeed feel bad for these people trapped in New Orleans, but I am a bit perturbed by how many people glorify and exaggerate natural disasters like this, yet stifle other problems internationally; Sudan, Zaire, Middle Eatern Turmoil, South American Turmoil [anyone hear about how Brazil hates our butts?] So straighten up, Americasn, and fly right. Take this as a lesson; many people live like the people in New Orleans are living now as a permanent state, an we haven't fought to give them their electricity or get them water and ice.

Monday, September 26, 2005

PLANTATION, Florida (AP) -- The veterinarian thought the X-ray was a joke.
Jon-Paul Carew has seen strange items get into the stomachs of dogs before, things like kebab skewers and small utensils. But a 13-inch serrated knife in a 6-month-old puppy?
That was a new one.
"I was just flabbergasted," said Carew, of Imperial Point Animal Hospital in Fort Lauderdale.
The knife was removed this week from Elsie, a Saint Bernard puppy. The dog's owner, Jane Scarola, wrapped it in a towel and put it in a cabinet atop the refrigerator.
"I'm going to frame it and give it to Dr. Carew," Scarola said. "He should hang it. Everybody should know what puppies are capable of putting down their throats."
She thinks one of her six other dogs -- four Saint Bernards, a German shepherd and a Labrador -- somehow got the knife off a counter and it eventually made its way to Elsie.
"She wants to eat everything and anything," Scarola said.

Ah, I see. The media takes a quick breather, let's not focus all our attention and sympathy on all that boring hurricane crap! I mean, come on, the dog swallowed a friggin' knife! Why hasn't anyone declared that they are embarking upon a noble, esteemed quest to shoot this lady? Frame a knife? Six dogs? Can't account for what goes down a puppy's throat? Ridiculous. Oh, please, Ms. Scarola, don't go swallowing any 13 inch kitchen knives youself.